You're a pro at calculating macros and calories...and it's becoming a tedious talent.
You’ve avoided all the wine, chocolate, pasta and birthday cake for months (maybe years...).
You’ve starved yourself on multi-day juice cleanses and water fasts.
You’ve downloaded every diet and exercise program in the world to try to "lose" weight.
And you're still doing the old "hip hop jumpity jump" to get your jeans over your hips.
Waffling between the "should I or shouldn't I...what about my diet?" indecision when your bestie invites you out for appies with the girls.
Sneaking chocolate and your kids' school treats at midnight (because, let's face it, you're friggin' ashamed at how poorly your weight loss efforts have gone).
You spend thousands of $$$ on weight loss products, weigh-in programs, mindset-shifting apps, powders, supplements, kits, and caboodles...
You've dedicated precious free time you could have spent with your loved ones on gym memberships and hard-core personal trainers (who keep trying to restrict your diet more.
And you're fed up to HERE with all the weight loss TikTokkers telling you to "eat more fat", "no, eat more carbs", "no, drink this celery juice"...